Upbeat Attitude and Sarcastic Wit
I'm a writer, and that's what I'm doing forever in life, so we'll see how that goes.
Enjoy teh tumbluhs.
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Handy Manny is still single because all of his friends are tools.
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A list of films everyone should see:
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divergentslytherincaskettshipper:
Dying. They are too cute.
Oh those beautiful creatures…
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I make a great redneck man.
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STARS. THE FINAL EXPLORE-Y PLACE. THESE ARE THE TRIP THINGS OF THE SPACEBOAT ENTERPIPES. ITS FIVE YEAR JOB THINGY: TO HANG OUT...
I’m pretty sure I dreamt that there was a second wasp in my bed this morning, but since I dreamt it in my bed wearing my clothes and then immediately and seamlessly awoke and exited said bed with said clothes I really can’t be sure.
I’m going crazy.
Do you have a bottle stuffed in there or are you just happy to see me?
No, nothing?
K, how about this: SICK BEARD, BRO.
PRETTY SURE HIS BEARD IS THE BEST BEARD OF ALL THE BEARDS
castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time
I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something
#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE
(via jew-magic)
I’m in the Middle of Some Calibrations - by Vincent Vernacatola
(via zodiacsociety)
I’m not saying the Avatar state doesn’t have incredible—and helpful power. But you have to understand, for the people who love you, watching you be in that much rage and pain is really scary.
(via azulapoop)
In 1961, Leonid Rogozov, 27, was the only surgeon in the Soviet Antarctic Expedition. During the expedition, he felt severe pain in the stomach and had a high fever. Rogozov examined himself and discovered that his appendix was inflamed and could burst at any time. With a local anesthesia, he operated himself to remove the appendix. An engineer and a meteorologist assisted surgery.
HE WAS THE MOST AWESOME MAN TO EVER LIVE HOLY SHIT how.. like really.
Reason # 47653788 why I learn more on here than in school.
WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE.
But really though holy shit
(via thesearemyheartsongs)
Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash
david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.
Must reblog for that comment
That comment, my God..
(via starsgonedark)
She was delightful.
MOMMY’S GIVING ME WINEEEEE
(via pointyteeth)
